CRISIS A LA MODE: NO GAS DISCO

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Feeling a lack of power in your engine? Has the crisis left you feeling frustrated and out of gas? It's 1973, with the oil crisis leaving us high and dry the only thing left to do is get out of the gas lines and disco! We can't offer you energy, power or gas... but we can give you plenty of revolutions for your pound ... and enough drinks for a revolution. Join us for a night of disco madness and Middle Eastern razzle dazzle. Travel to the Orient with our very own In-Flight Entertainment. Shake with the Sheikhs at the Anti-Imperialist Saloon. Depleted your revolutions? Make a quick buck at the gambling quarter, but beware of the high-jackers...if wonder woman can't save you then maybe some radical feminism can. Fancy a bit of funkadelic frenzy? Then groove your way to our Hedonist Honkytonk. This is no place for closet disco queens. Join in the dance off and earn a few extra treats. If your Hustle is a bit rusty fear not! Our in-house hustle masters will give you a crash course to help you get your groove on. There will be space hopper power struggles and more... As always there will be delicious snacks to boost your moves. Buy early and £10 will get you 32,000 revolutions 32,000 revolutions to hustle Nixon at the poker table… Make the most of the plummeting value of all things and join a revolting economy where your consumption determines the value of everybody's night. The more people involved, the quicker the prices drop and everybody profits. Collect your currency at The Bureau de Change upon arrival.